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One who seeks to experience sensations of all sorts to improve the overall quality of the experience. The sensation may be of any origin; sex,drugs,music, Or effect any emotion.
John is crazy he was up drinking and doing drugs all night, and this morning after blasting his music for 2 hours he came out of his room with 2 chick, what a sensation glutton.
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Button Glutton: (n.)pl. -Gluttons, Clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)--whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.BUTTON is a dated euphemism for the female CLITORIS,CLIT that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.Maybe the BUTTON GLUTTONs appeared to be buttoning/unbuttoning their skirts in doubletime? Who knows. **NOTE: I can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as I am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.**
"Damn! BeeBee is always horny as fuck! You know she`s the complete button glutton,dude!"
"Donna called me a 'beat off boy' so I used some Cockney Rhyming Slang on her;called her my old" Dame Button Glutton" (rhyme slang fer me mutton,I fink?)"
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A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.
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A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
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A health glutton is a person who is constantly eating nutritious, healthy food and is most likely fit and attractive. This is a completely socially acceptable type of glutton.
Geezus are you stuffing ANOTHER salad down?! I just watched you guzzle a protein shake 10 minutes ago - you are such a health glutton!
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Someone getting plenty of great pussy and still wanting more. Soreness and fatigue are no issue and can’t stop a pussy glutton.
Josh was an insatiable pussy glutton even though Sarah had been generous with her pussy.
A Gluttonous Gatherer is an intelligent bloxburg player who plays with a dumb bloxburg player just to steal all of the limited and/or non-limited food items in their bloxburg fridge.
Ex:
Matthew: I was playing bloxburg with this clever man Nikolas. When I rejoined the server after I disconnected from it, I went in my fridge to see that there was only a bloxy cola left in there. I think these Gluttonous Gatherers are getting out of hand.
Brandon: Matthew, stop giving random people roomate in your servers, then you might have more food in your bloxburg fridge.