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Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013


Whoopi Goldberg

The black Bugs Bunny.

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!

by Lily Skie February 19, 2008

116๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018


Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020


Joe Goldberg

Someone who lasts three seconds in bed

Girl 1: How was sex with that guy last night

Girl 2: Meh, he was a Joe Goldberg

by BigBoiThicky February 9, 2020

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Rube Goldberg

Unnecessarily complicated design or construction, to do something simple.

The water filled the bucket, the bucket weighed down causing a lever to move, causing a radio to turn on, causing vibrations and moving a ping pong ball down a small slope of wood, causing a domino chain to fall and to hit a switch, causing a light bulb to turn on. That is a Rube Goldberg

by ExoSkeletalProgrammer November 19, 2020


Ricky Goldberg

A soap producer with a big heart and a huge dick.

He's getting all the chicks.

You are a real Ricky Goldberg, because of your huge dick!

by kurt_chicksterminator_official June 28, 2023