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groan tube

when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.

mommy i want a groan tube!

by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011

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groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids โ€œgrowing painsโ€ which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.

โ€œMan, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workoutโ€

โ€œMy knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morningโ€

by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


M. Night Groan

The collective groan that occurs when writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's name appears in the trailer for a movie.

An M. Night Groan erupted when the audience saw that Devil was "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan."

by Night Hater September 22, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moans N' Groans

Sounds of porn.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, turn the volume down! I don't wanna hear those Moans N' Groans!

by J Diddles March 8, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.

Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.

by SarahsAir March 2, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019


Groan

A sound you make when you donโ€™t want to do something but your parents tell you to do it anyways

Mom: Go clean your room
Kid: *groans*
Mom: What did you just say to make?
Kid: Oh shi-

by EGiant sucks+ratio May 6, 2022