Gulp

The sound of many men doing what's necessary to be declared homosexual. The sound you make when demonstrating how gay your friend is. The sound you make at people walking by you.

Improper usage includes: Not saying gulp enough.

"Gulp guh gulp gulp giggidy gulp!"

SPLOISKH

--- " AH DAMNIT! NOW THERE'S A MESS"

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big gulp

Legendary drink from 7-Eleven

Hey Yo! I'm thristy, grab me a Big Gulp while your out.

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shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

Rectal gulp

The unwelcomed surprise, splash-back anal entry of liquid produced by the forceful impact of well-formed stool with toilet bowl water.

I feel so unclean. Yesterday's burritos, poor planning, a gas-station restroom and a rectal gulp. Next time, I'll just shit in the parking lot.

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gulp and go

when poor people wait until everybody leaves the bar and drink the remains of their alcohol.

that dick is waiting until everybody leaves so he can pull a gulp and go. he needs to get a job.

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Double Gulp

The best $1.50 one could spend. 64oz of raw power, only at the 7/11.

Dude I'm like hella thirsty ima snag on a Double Gulp.

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big gulp

7-11 drink that's a part of one of the most legendary lines in movie history. Watch Dumb and Dumber if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Lloyd (talkin to gangsters): Hey guys! Whoa, big gulps huh? Alright...........well, see ya later!

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