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He is a loving and caring Indian boy who has the power to shape the world. He is a gift he also has abs.
Why is it so bright oh it’s just Guru
To correct "Sifu" it Guru stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal".
One of the illest emcees ever. Still goin strong after 15 years deep in the game. Rolls with DJ Premier, forming the incredible hip-hop duo Gang Starr.
"My sense of self, and my mental health /
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth." - Peace Of Mine ("The Ownerz" - Gang Starr, 2003)
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Winner of many awards for example-
Badass of the millennium
Chickmagnet of the year
Chicks love this guy award
Smartass of the year
Smartest man alive
Sexiset man alive
You know you want to be this guy award of the year
I want to be Guru
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A hacker who knows everything there is to know about a given OS, language, whatever.
The UNIX guru set up a hack-proof server in under an hour.
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A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.
John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"
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Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them
I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me
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