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1)where its 90 degrees in the day and 10 degrees at night
2)where you measure distance in time
3)you can drive for hours and see nothing but trees
4)when your bored you go skiing
5)where its normal to get snow in april
8)Where you can get fireworks,booze,and grocries all at your corner store
9)where public schools suck
10)where our number 1 export is maple syrup
11)we hate massholes
12)in a town of 25,000 there are 89 black people
13)where everyone thinks they're black
hey lets go to new hampshire,
no fuck that
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A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.
New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.
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My home state... the one no one ever remembers, and might be left off the maps entirely if we weren't the first state in the primary elections. I'm movin to northern cali when I'm older. if you want some nice peacefulness ya kno besides all the people on quads and dirtbikes then come here.
Huh? What the hell is this New Hampshire you speak of?
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One of the last free states. one of the few places where you can still shoot an intruder in your home in the face and still walk away the victim. Because you are. Although, the Patriot Act has really changed that. We aim to get that shit repealed real soon, though. One of the few places in the country where you won't get swarmed by police if you walk down the street with a DEagle strapped to your hip (assuming you have the proper permits). One of the few places in the country where you can still carry concealed.
There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.
There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.
We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.
The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
New Hamphire Victim: Hello? Police? I just shot an intruder in my home.
Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?
New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*
Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?
New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
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A synonym for the word "failed". The usage originated in 2008 when New Hampshire allowed Hillary Clinton to win the primary, thus failing the country.
"Dude, you completely missed that goal."
"Yeah, I New Hampshired, sorry..."
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The state i live in, nothing else to say about it. we have days where it's 140 during the day and 35 at night. We actually dont care about anyone else and we can do whatever the hell we want and no one else will care because no one pays any attention to us. if it wasnt for manchester airport (to get out of the hellhole aka logan airport in boston) and the speedway for the nascar races this state wouldnt even show us on a classroom map.
i live in new hampshire. Oh so how do you like our country?
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In new Hampshire I always hear my friends talking about how much they just want to get out of here, and how "Cali" will be so much better. The thing is, New Hampshire has so many things that are taken forgranted. Fist off the seasons are amazing, and you get the classic winter feal.(pine trees coverd in snow.) snowboarding is just so much different than those huge west mountains. In NH the mountains are small enoufe that everybody is together like a intire group so "shreden the gnar" is much more fun. the summerdays are amazing just chillen and go skating, "blazzen mad tree" going to watercountry in portsmouth. Most people are chill but unlike out west. WE'RE FUCKING HARDCORE! we mosh brutaly to hardcore music like at WARPED TOUR that just happends to be in mass but NH people go crazzy there.
so pretty much I love the east coast and fuck you if you dont.
"Hey man whats good?"
"not much man you?"
"dude, this is wikked sick"
"I know kid thats awsome"
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marrijuana terms- weed, tree, green, stuff, dope, headbands, arbore,grams.
6OH!3
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"
New Hampshire
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