Rural Dictionary

Hanna

To 'cook your own goose' or to bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, you pulled a Hanna. Way to cook your own goose! All these years of abuse and he finally escaped.

Wow, Jim really pulled a Hanna when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by LibraryCardOverdue June 2, 2010

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Hanna

Hanna is a gorgeous girl. She has stunning curly dark brown hair and big beautiful dark brown eyes. She has the best sense of humour and although it may take some time for her to open up to you, when she does you will never EVER want to leave her. If you have a Hanna in your life make sure you never take her for granted and be by her side. I mean, hey, who can resist?

bro... everything in my life has gone downhill but when i remind myself of hanna my whole world lights up again.

by justaIyy March 14, 2019

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Hanna

A beautiful girl. Usually Hanna’s are blonde and short, but not to short. They have a fun, energetic, wild personality but are also super sweet and funny. But don’t take all that for granted! Piss a Hanna off and you’ll have a raging monster on your hands! Hanna isn’t afraid to tell you how it is. Hanna is usually described as beautiful, sexy, smokin, and hot. She’s out of anyone’s league so if you catch a Hanna don’t loose her! She usually goes for the athletic, hot, muscular type of guy.

Jock: god damn she’s hot!! She must be a Hanna!!
Nerd: hell yeah she’s way out of anyone’s league.

by Badbaby33 March 26, 2019

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Hanna

Hanna is straight up flawless. There is no other person on this planet that is quite like her. The first time you meet a Hanna you very likely be nervous, maybe even sweating, as you are blown away by how sweet she is. If you are lucky enough to get to know her she will magically become increasingly cute until you can't help but smile when you see her.

Hanna is humble, and will genuinely stress about not being good enough, all the while exceeding everyone's expectations. She is intelligent and emotionally mature, but loves to goof around and make cute noises, funny and scary faces. She is also creative and great at making presents for the people she cares about. And there are many people who care about her, because she is amazing.

Like all beautiful beings she can be sad at times. If you are lucky enough to encounter a sad Hanna, feel grateful. Hanna doesn't open up about her emotions to everyone. This show of vulnerability should remind you that feelings matter and that you should be there for her.

Hanna's also love hugs and cuddles. She will laugh with you when you do something stupid, and will forgive you for dumb mistakes. Hanna's are especially fond of emotional movies like The Notebook, Frozen and Good Will Hunting. Hanna's also know to go by different names like: Hani, Hansi and Hani B.

Megan: Why are you crying?
Jolene: My husband just divorced me
Megan: What the Hell?! You and Mike have been together for like 20 years. That makes no sense why would he do such a thing?
Jolene: He met Hanna...
Megan: Oh, yeah that would do it.

Buddha: I just became enlightened!

The Gods: Damn! That's awesome, what's it like?
Buddha: It's like being Hanna

Evil queen (from snow white): Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Magic Mirror: It's not Hanna...
Magic Mirror: Just kidding, of course it's her!
Evil queen: Damn, I knew it! I would try to poison her but I bet you she's immune. Do you think I'm cool enough to invite her to my birthday party?

Matthew (disciple): Jesus, why did you die for our sins?
Jesus: I died so future people could experience the perfection of Hanna. You don't even know what you're missing

Josh: Dudebro, I had a fight with my GF last night, as we were having sex, because all I could think about was Hanna
Henry: Oh shit, I'm sorry man, hope you and your GF figured it out
Josh: No we broke up, but thinking about Hanna made it the best sex of my entire life

GOD: I love Hanna, I made myself in her image

by Ikke-Boll November 24, 2020

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