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When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
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Is the act of humping someone while playing the saxophone, specifically the tune used for sax-rolling.
Made famous by 'Epic Sax Guy' - Sergey Stepanov.
I was dancing in the club, when I saw a guy performing saxual harassment to some girl to a very catchy tune.
sexual harass epic sax guy saxophone sax roll rick roll
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The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.
Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"
iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".
Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".
Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".
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the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
The act of not letting go after a breakup. Specifically, when the former boyfriend/girlfriend calls, emails, sends gifts, etc. that are unwanted and make the other person highly uncomfortable.
Girl 1: I'm gonna stop taking his calls. I'm tired of him crying and begging for me to take him back. It's creeping me out.
Girl 2: Dude, you shouldn't put up with that. That's exual harassment!
Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.
Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
Typically, a night-club or bar, where females(& even males) can expect to be harassed by - unwanted company.
*group of guys/girls enter night-club*
"Welcome to Harassment Park, gentlemen/ladies"
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