harbour bridge

An act that recreates the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The testicles represent the pillars and the penis represents the arch of the bridge.

How to:
A testicle is placed into each eye socket and the penis is then draped over the nose into the mouth.

Jacko passed out so I gave him the Harbour Bridge.

Yeah mate she passed out so I gave her the Harbour Bridge, she had her mouth open so I didn't even need an e-tag to use the harbour tunnel.

Do it mate, Asian's love the Harbour Bridge.

It was Australia Day and she was 32, which was freaky cause it was finished in 1932. So to commemorate I built my own Harbour Bridge on her face.

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harbouring lasagna

Verb
-to give home or shelter to a stretched out loose pussy, aka (lasagna)

-guy 1: "dude, she's soo hot, her body is mad righteous, I would hit that all day"

-guy 2: "nah bro, she's harbouring lasagna. I know like fiddy dudes that have hit that."

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pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

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pearl harbour

While getting a blow-job, you show no inclination you're about to cum - then "suprise attack"- you cum in her mouth.

She was going harder thinking I was a long time cuming, then I shoot her a pearl harbour

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pearl harbour

When you jerk off and come in your belly button.

Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.

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Pearl Harbour

To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))

Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.

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Halifax Harbour

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth, making her gag until she throws up, and continuing to fuck her vomit-filled mouth. The dirty, gross substance in mouth is a reference to the dirty, gross substance in the famous Halifax harbour.

"Did you hear last night buddy gave his wife the Halifax Harbour?" "Yeah dude, but she's bulemic so I'm sure she's used to it."

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