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The archipelago where the racist Trumpists plan to find an alternative place to escape in case the United States becomes “overturned by China”, only to find that they get an unexpected return back to America since Hawaii was already admitted as a U.S. state back in 1959.
“Dang it, Joe Biden won the presidency! We need to get our U.S. passport and escape to the country of Hawaii!”
“Wait...the American flag? Why is it even here on these magnificent islands? Sleepy Joe must be held responsible.”
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The largest university in Hawaii. UHM is home to wanna-be influencers, potheads, hippies, and students looking for a 1-year vacation on daddies money before transferring.
I go to the Univeristy of Hawaii because I want to take insta pics to make my friends at other colleges jealous.
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When a girl puts icy hot on her vagina without telling the guy and his penis becomes very hot.
Oh Sally this feels so goooood " what the he**" what did you do it feels like a damn Hawaii pipeline?. Sorry I forgot to tell you I put icy hot on.
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To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.
Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!
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Ejaculate on a woman's stomach or back.
I pulled out, and made a map of Hawaii on her stomach.
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Very similar to "CPT", but, waaaaaaay slower and without the attitude.
Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
Booty as bouncy as a Hawaiian roll
Tina’s Hawaii booty lookin like a plate of jello rolling down a flight of stairs