Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

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r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

If you ate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;

It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."

"If you ate her SAINT her"

"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you ate her, SAINT her...

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

If you rate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you rate her;

It is a spin-off of the phrases, 'If you hate her SAINT her' and 'If you ate her SAINT her'.

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

"If you rate her SAINT her"

"And even if you rate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you rate her, SAINT her...

If you hate her SAINT her

Still spoil your gf/lady/mrs even if you hate her;

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

If you hate her SAINT her"
"And even if you hate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you hate her, SAINT her...