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A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.
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v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.
n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.
1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.
2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???
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v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.
Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.
You have just beeen hobbited.
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Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.
Four Hobbits were heroes of Lord of the Rings
An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.
Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great
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a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
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