hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

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Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

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hokey smokey

The act of sitting on a person's face and farting.

Mike: My girlfriend is outside. Get the hell out.
John: But my bed is so comfortable!
Mike: Alright, time to give you a hokey smokey.
John runs away screaming.

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hokey pokey

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

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Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

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Hokey Doked

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.

Well this server is totally hokey doked!

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hokey balokey

Bullshit, poor excuse

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.

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