hoors

(pronounce with elongation of the "oo")

females of the human species; women; girls

Have you met the hoors that live downstairs?
I met a really cool hoor last night.
I'm going to go hang out with some hoors.

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hoor

hoor means beautiful woman in heaven in Arabic language ,

shes like hoor el een shes so beautiful

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cute hoor

phrase used in Ireland to describe a slippery customer, a rogue, a charlatan, someone who seems upstanding or innocent and mild but who never misses an opportunity to screw you over, scam you, rip you off or hide their farcical f**k ups, blame everyone else for the s**t they cause and generally lure you into their Machiavellian trap... unsurprisingly generally applied to cowboy politicians, corrupt rich tax evaders and their ilk

1. Peader: Ah sure Seamus I'd be doing ye a favour if I bought them there sorry lookin' cows of ye for tuppence.
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie

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sha hoor

Used as an exclamation of surprise, or emphasis when describing something out of the ordinary, often situated at the start of a sentence.
Could be used in a similar situation to - oh my god!, wowzers!, or you wouldn't believe this but....

Most commonly used in the east of Scotland, esp Fife.

Sha hoor.. would ye look at the state o that old dear, she's aff her puss on the sherry like!

Sha hoor neebur, I was gan doon the merkat the ither day an a load o young ains peltit me wi yon water balloons, wee buggers totally drenched us like! Ya should o seen me, ah was pure dreepin aw ower the shop!

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ya hoor

Scottish for "you whore", usually deployed against women by drunken husbands/boyfriends and spurned jakeys in pubs and clubs, but sometimes against men as a prelude to fisticuffs. Also used as a general expletive when something goes wrong.

"ye've bin cheatn on mi ya hoor!"

"ah didnae want a shag onywey ya hoor"

"ya f**king hoor ah'll kill ye"

"ya hoor ma leccy jist ran oot!"

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cute hoor

An Irish slang word used mostly to describe a sly, crafty little conniving bollix of a fella, only out to bleed the tax payers or friends alike dry of money to use for their own benefits. a bit of a chancer.

"hoor" is pronounced like "sewer"

not always used as an insult.

"You're some cute hoor!" or “Ya cute hoor, ya!”

Irish bankers use "cute hoor" economics. a.k.a " The Cute Hoor Party"

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Hoor-Tax

The (Non existant) Taxing of a woman on the game. Usually used in a derogatory comment towards friends.

Here Sarah, when you were doing your Self Assessments, did you take your Hoor-Tax into consideration?

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