Rural Dictionary

Hose

1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting

1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"

by mister mugumbu December 13, 2008

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Hose

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.

Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.

by sinbabee April 22, 2009

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Hosed

To get screwed over by a customer

Coworker 1: My customer just moved their software contract over to that compulsive liar loser with a big chin...

Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.

by slick50 December 23, 2009

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1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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