Hover

The act of taking a creepy, hauntingly ghost-like picture picture behind someone who is us unaware they're being photographed. Kind of like Planking, Owling and Horsemaning but with an unknowing accomplice.

I realized the girl had no clue about her surroundings so I decided to Hover and capture the moment.

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Above board

Intimidating efficiency hover is well advised.

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Someone that you both hate and love. You love them more than you hate though.

You're my true hover

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hovering

When a women is having an abortion. Mostly in reference to the vaccum suction. The baby is being sucked from the women.

Stacey is getting hovered this afternoon because David got her pregnant.

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Hover-grating

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.

Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.

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Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

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Hover Bingo

A modern dog that has been technologically advanced over the course of 5,000 years, causing it to have legs that are literally hover pads.

I had a dog named bingo, but then i traveled to the future where they had hover cars and hover bingos.

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