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When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
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When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.
Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?
for a girl to give a guy a blow and hand job while he is laying down and to make him cum into her mouth which she drools out all over her hands and his cock, while his cock is still in her mouth
Last night my girlfriend made me an ice cream cone. The best part was when she was done, she licked all the cum off her fingers and my cock.
Bitch, make an ice cream cone for me!
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a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
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The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”
An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”