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The act of inserting a penis in the auditory canal then filling the ear with cum.
After i ejaculated in her ear lastnight, it looked just like an icecreame cone.
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When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.
Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.
Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream
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mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
are tatoos of swifts obligatory for an icecream man?
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First, you fuck a girl from behind while she has her period (strawberry). Then, you pull out at your cumming (vanilla) and stick it in her ass (chocolate). You then proceed to serve this sundae to her by shoving your newly multicolored penis down her throat. (No Banana's necessary)
I found out Sam cheated on me, so before I broke up with her, I gave her The Icecream Sundae.
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All sorts of wild alaskan berries all mixed up together with sugar and shortening.
Blueberries,salmon berries, black berries, cranberries && other yummy berries. YUM! aslo known as AQUTUK (uh-goo-tuk) or Nevagii (nev-uh-gee) in Yu'pik or Athebascan.
Shelly-"The eskimo icecream is so yummy."
Guyuk-"Yeah especially when he makes it!"
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a mixture of sperm, sweat, and slime from a bluewaffle, made into lubrication.
after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.
hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?
blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.
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when a girl has a period over vanilla ice cream, causing it to look red then give it to someone saying, ”its stawberry flavored.”
her dad pissed her off so she gave him some red icecream.
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