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oh, I love anime nyaaaah~ >w< What’s your name? gabe?
oh, ha ha ha.. s-so sorry gabeu senpai NYAAAH!! UwU i-im sorry.. i-i h-h-have t-t—t-tics w-where i m-meow like a neko OwO P-prease forgive me gabe senpaiiii… ooh.. senpai kun… ohmmnnh…ooooh senpaiiii ohhhh senpai gabu gravyuh!!! oh…senpaiiiiiiyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhg!!!!!!! IM NEKO MILKING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAH!!! NEKO SAVE ME! ACTUVATI PENIS WATER SPRINGS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ooh…..o-oh! gabu… touch my most cringe sentence you have ever heard mmmmmnnnhh!!! NYAAAAAAAAAA IM MILKING MILJUG IM A JUG OF FRESH CHREAMY MILK NYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!MILK ME!!! MILK MMMEEEUUUUUUUUUUUYHHHHHGGGGG!!!!
Neko Shrimp Defeator Marijuana Eater says, “Mmhhnn!!! Nyaaag!!!! uwu RAAAUGHH NYAAAA SEPNAI IN MY HOWLES YAAAAAAAAHG”
gravy gabe responds in a tone of concern, “ oh, that must’ve been _
The The most cringe sentence you will ever hear
right now!”
“guaaah gigh in rhatbxaza”
zaza
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PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? Disease
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A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
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When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
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If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
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THE ULTAMENT STUDDER
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok
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i just had some gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 up side down on a stair case.
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