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home of the pittsburgh pens.
aka mellon arena
aka civic arena
I saw Malkin outside the igloo the other day.
Where are the pens playing saturday? the igloo
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An attractive man (or woman) who unconsciously squanders chance after chance for an amorous relationship by hanging with cold-hearted bitches who thrive on the misery of others.
(From a lusting woman's perspective) \'He's fine. I might make a play for him myself.' \\“No you won't, he's iglooed himself."
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Meaning vigina or penetration, eskimo being the penis. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!
Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?"
Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."
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An oasis for overnight long haul guys who take what they want. Even truckers can't keep up with guys like these.
Eskimo female-Get out of my igloo or Ill!
Overnight Alaskan guy-Or you'll what call the cops? They're over 200 miles away, ill be in Nome by the time they make it here in the helicopter, you'll feel better if you just pass out now.
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the cutest little boy ever. He is also very stinky and wrinkly. He may bite your fingers off... just a little chomp... just a little nibble, which is like #relatable content.
Hail: Have you seen my little boy, Igloo?
Newt: I have. I saw him pee this morning.
Ur mom: I gave birth.
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to shit in an ice cream tub, freeze it, then carve out small chod blocks to form into a real shit igloo.
"Please Miss Crustationflapps - the class gerbil's igloo is beginning to melt - and it smells real bad!"
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