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One who cannot get laid or is a closet homosexual that loves anal raids.
I sure hope that Sean isn't sexually impaired because only flamers wear leather pants.
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A kind way of calling someone a loser.
Joey insists that he is not a loser, but simply victory impaired.
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What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.
Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.
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After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.
A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"
Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.
Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
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The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
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1. Someone who is not a "people person"
2. A male with a small penis
"Why didn't you go hook out with the cute girl?"
"I'm socially impaired"
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A dumbass baby punching spud muffin who hasn't even seen or thought about a shower in 4 days and goes into diabetic shock whenever they inhale a sugar particle
Stop strangling my son you fucking impaired rat