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The girl of your dreams. The source of happiness. Beauty incarnate.
Symptoms of extended contact with Devon include loss of interest in all other things, insomnia, and the loss of the ability to frown.
Rob: "Dude, I know you just saw Devon today but can you FOCUS?"
Bob: "Nope."
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Devon's are generally sweet and kind guys, they usually have gorgeous eyes.
Girl 1: I wish Devon would like me
Girl 2:me too :(
Girl 3: Devon's my boyfriend..
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A son Athena. One who is very in touch with his feminine side, a computer nerd, and somehow... A chick magnet (although oblivious to this). He has many crushes and is extremely awkward. He's best friends with a small gangly child who aspires to be an actor/cross country runner.
Person 1: ERMAHGERD! Devon is like sooooo hoooottttttttt!
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*
nerd attractive wtf confusion
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The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.
Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?
Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
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witty, sarcastic, sexy female that's too cool for earth. in fact, she's jupiterian (from jupiter). she pisses excellence on the first and 15th of every month. fuckable but not sure if she can procreate with earthlings.
what do you mean you're prego? i thought you were devon!
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Devon is the best person you'll ever meet. At first he seems shy but when you get to know him better he's the most funny person ever. You can tell him everything and he won't judge you or ever tell it anyone. His blonde hair and blue ocean eyes are making him the most handsome person on this earth. He is so talented even if he doesn't see this. Usually he likes himself but there are sometimes struggles with himself because he doesn't sees himself the way others see him. To have Devon in your life is the best thing could happen to you. He fills up your life with joy, love and adventures. He doesn't care about others opinions at all but when he falls in love he would do anything for this person. He is very loyal, caring and warm-hearted. But you would never want him as an enemy. When he doesn't like you, you will recognize that in a few seconds. Sometimes he gets angry very fast and doesn't have it under control but he would never touch you roughly when you're important to him.
Devon is like a diamond and you should never let him go since you got him in your life.
person 1: Wow...Devon is so charming and cute... Does he have a girlfriend?
person 2: Omg of course does Devon have a girlfriend. I mean LOOK AT HIM
Is a very cool person,makes anyone laugh,Devons are usually depressed but can get help from a carolina,Devons usually are black but they can also be white(depends),you can also love a Devon and it's common to really love a Devon, Devons can also be very confusing about how they feel,if you are lucky you can find a Devon in the wild but you would have to tame him with a funny meme
I love devon,but he is confusing