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when you're long overdue for a grocery run, the challenge of making a meal out of few choices left in the pantry
A: What did you eat last night?
B: I had a pantry challenge. Creamed corn and two slices of American cheese.
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A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.
That jenny is a real salami pantry
The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.
I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.
when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".
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When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.
"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."
"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."
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A way that pansexuals say Out of the closet. Another popular one is Out of the Cabinet since that's where the pans are stored.
Person 1: Dude, I need to tell you something...
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm coming out of the pantry, I'm pansexual.
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A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.
Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?
No???
It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!
Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?
I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.
Ok then
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