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swimming

The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005

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swimming

sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)

about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!

by genna January 25, 2005

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swimming

One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.

The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.

Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.

by madmaxxx March 23, 2005

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Swimming

Swimming is a water sport that is incredibly good for you, and you will most likely become buff if you are a male. (Experience: I am a swimmer) Swimming is a very demanding sport that generally requires 5-6 days of afternoon training per week, and sometimes you will have morning practices as well/instead.

Swimming is one of the best sports for you because you can do it till you are almost dead.

by eatswimrepeat February 8, 2015


swimming

going hard. making the boys proud. diving into the deep end not caring about a single consequence.

โ€œDude did you see Matteo at the club yesterday?โ€
โ€œHell yeah. dude wasnโ€™t holding back. he was totally swimmingโ€

by swimgang September 21, 2019


swim

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 4, 2004

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swimming

a sport that gets you in shape but is in some cases extremely boring. many people prefer waterpolo. many dont see the point of swimming as hard as you can to one end of the pool, only to turn around and do it again. how ever many times you signed up to do it. swimmers always say they hate it. yet, when their friends ask why they still do it, they say they don't know.

'i HATE swimming. going to swim practice is like the LAST thing i want to do right now.'
'then don't go.'
'i have to.'
'why?'
'i dont know....'

by swimming sucks major butt February 23, 2005

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