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Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)

Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!

by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009


Inappropriate Drip

Clothes worn to school that violate the guidelines of the school's dress code. The opposite of this is "appropriate drip." Brought to you by the faculty and staff at Tallwood High School.

Female student: walks past in a top that exposes her shoulders
Principal: "Young lady, that is inappropriate drip. Please put on a jacket."

by mlolmge September 5, 2019


inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 13, 2010

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cultural inappropriation

Copying and then misusing practices from another culture for one’s own hilarious purposes.

β€œBob wearing that assless Indian Chief costume from the Village People was the most blatant case of cultural inappropriation I’ve ever witnessed!

by snakeplisskent February 3, 2020


inappropriate wiggling

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.

You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

by ice ninja April 27, 2015

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inappropriate words

sex, cum, penis, ass, pussy, vagina, tits/boobs, 69

oh dude I love inappropriate wordseveryone should use them all the timeand if you don't know what onemeans look it up on the urban dictinary

by 69isbest January 21, 2022

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inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.

by Telephony December 21, 2015

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