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An phone/ipod that was made by the Apple company. It used to cost $600, but then the price dropped to $400 out of nowhere. It uses EDGE speed. It does everything that any other phone can do like mp3, calender, photos, calculator, text, whatever. You cannot receive picture text or send pics, just email. Kinda sucks in a way. Other than that its pretty cool. Youtube is what makes it unique, as well as the touch screen.
Hey what are you doing with your iphone?
Watching Youtube..
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When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.
Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.
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A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.
Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!
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iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone ( a blackberry), a widescreen iPod with touch controls (a COWON Q5W), and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device (again a COWON Q5W). iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software (again a COWON Q5W), letting you control everything with just your fingers (again a COWON Q5W). So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device(As seen in a COWON Q5W), completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. So, what you bought is a COWON Q5W that fucked a blackberry.
If you already have a cell phone, then don't buy an iphone.
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1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit
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The ultimate phone, remains the only world's first touchscreen phone with the largest pool of applications, the most sensitive screen interface, and capabilities that never stop improving.
86% of people who talk crap about iPhones do so because they are jealous and cannot afford one.
Guy with dumbphone: "iPhones are stupid, you pay hundreds of dollars just to use something that you could have had for $20 a month"
iPhone User: "What are you talking about? These things are great, I can check my emails, take great photos, listen to my music, play app games, surf the web at any time, watch YouTube at any time, and so much else!"
Guy with dumphone: "....I know"
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an awesome way to watch porn online and be able to have phone sex
Hey babe, let's do phone sex with and IPHONE
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