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homosexual - from rhyming slang (iron hoof/poof)
john is an iron, he is attracted to men
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Used in reference to paradoxical, unexpected or coincidental situation
If a diabetic crossed the road and was run over by a truck carrying insulin that would be defined as ironically
Or a doctor being crushed by a box of first aid supplies
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Of all forceable entry tools, the "Irons" are probably the most favored by firefighters. Consisting of a flat-head ax "married" to a halligan bar, the uses of the Irons are many. They are most commonly used to gain access to locked doors and windows. The halligan bar has three different prying tips on it. They are a spike, a wedge, and a two-pronged fork or claw. By inserting one of these tips into a door or window frame and driving it with the flat-head ax, the trained firefighter can make quick access through most common types of doors. By driving the spike into the floor, the halligan bar becomes a good anchor point to attach a rope during emergency rescue procedures. The flat-head ax is also useful for cutting through windows and doors that may be boarded up. The Irons are carried with a special "marriage" strap, the blade of the ax inserted into the slot of the claw on one end, and the handle of the ax resting between the spike and the wedge on the other.
After Firefighter Steve got to the door and realized it was locked he exclaimed, "Dammit, I forgot the Irons, again."
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Material found as in mining that is more silvery white than normal after cleaning and it is very hard
Iron is mixed with gold to make gold more of a solid block as we know it today.
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Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.
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a) Something that is contradictory.
b) Something that is complete and utter bullshit (but often accepted nonetheless.)
* see hipster
Anonymous twentysomething in Brooklyn: "I am NOT a hipster!"
<silence>
ironic.
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When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.
Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.
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