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Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.
The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.
Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng
Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.
A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.
Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.
A person that is undependable, you cant trust or believe in
fake people are irrational people
Doing something completely logical
“Don’t do anything irrational”
*stabs 5 ppl*
Not logical or reasonable
Dan: I really like pizza
Me: WELL DUMBASS THAT IS ~irrational~ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA POCKETS
That is irrational!