jacked up

jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.

candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.


officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.


shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!

student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!

mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up

mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong

amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.

tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.

driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.

10👍 22👎

Jacked up

to get drunk on Jack Daniels whiskey

Tonight I'm gonna get all jacked up!

13👍 31👎

Jacked Up

1) Getting pregnant usually in a "non-planned" scenario.

2) To get amped up or taken to the next level

Jacked Up

10👍 25👎

Jacking Up

Watching '24'.

"Where's Toby?"

"He's not coming out; he's too busy jacking up. That's 19 hours straight, man. I think he's got a problem.."

9👍 24👎

jacked up

To get jacked up: to satisfy your need for Jack Bauer by watching several hours of the TV show 24, causing you to become jumpy and paranoid.

i'm going to my room to get jacked up..

20👍 77👎

jacked up

THIS IS THA TRU DEFINITION OF JACKED UP:
(ASK ANYBODY)
To get Beat up or layed out

1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.

18👍 75👎

jacked up

Searched by the police. Generaly refering to being searched for no real reason.

14👍 56👎