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Perpetual Jet Lag

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.

Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."

by theroosterman February 8, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


reversed jet-lag

When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.

A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Martian Jet Lag

The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.

If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.

by Danunoamor August 16, 2005

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


visual jet lag

Disoriented and tired feeling that is caused by looking at visual arts for several hours. You're fed up with anything visual and your brain can not cope with it anymore.

After visiting the Metropolitan Museum of Art we had a visual jet lag.

by Editah June 1, 2009


Jet lag fag

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.

on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?

by dadcamehomewithstd February 6, 2011

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 15, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jet Lag Gemini

Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.

The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.

Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto

Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.

by lexi! February 16, 2008

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž