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an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
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A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.
OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
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Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose
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noun
Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.
Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
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Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.
The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.
When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.
The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.
We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.
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Chinese food and a movie. That's it.
person one: What are you doing this Christmas?
person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
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Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.
"...'everything' but sex"
"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."
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