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(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)
A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff
Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework
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while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.
i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.
Best manufacturer of driveline bushings short shifters shift knobs and suspention parts mainly for Subarus
Man That Kart Boy Shifter Is Dope!
Yeah... But You Should Try Unabomers Sexy Rear End Best Combo Of Rear Bushings Now My WRX's Rear End Is Tight Like A Virgin
When a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. His wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the passenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners cock with her back to his face. She steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). As he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. This provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. This is also a great way to pass time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the Mid-West, and you have been driving for days on end-- just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the Go-Kart for a spin. Generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. This can also be called a 'submarine' if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.
"Yo Billy, I saw you and Trisha go-karting down West Street last night."
"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."
"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.
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To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute
Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?
Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work
Couple hours later...
Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead
Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease
Like a wheel chair... but for people who can use there legs.
*Zach stares in awe of little child on go kart*
Zach: WOW - ITS LIKE A WHEEL CHAIR... BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN USE THERE LEGS!
Kyle: you mean a go kart...
*everyone laughter*
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1. A kart that you push
2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation
3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour
4. You, you fucking push-kart
1. "Hey that kid has a small kart and he is pushing it, but what, oh what do you call that kart?"
"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."
"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."
"Shut up."
2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."
3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"
"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"
"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"
4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"
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