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When you go shit during halftime
The game was tied so I went Katy Perry. It was epic!
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an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware
Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
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Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.
Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
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A singer that thinks ur so gay. But she’s the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
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Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
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When A Girl Kisses Another Girl; Being Bi-curious But Not Necessarily Being A Lesbian. The Term Relating To The Song "I Kissed A Girl" By Artist Katy Perry.
As The Radio Host Plays The Song,
He Asks A Caller
"Would You Ever Do A Katy Perry With Your Friend ?"
Girl Says "No Way !"
He Then Replies "Maybe With A Few Drinks You Would"
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A talent-less singer who uses sex to sell herself. Tries to stand out of the crowd by copying other celebrities. Has a signature of coloured hair which is so unimaginative. Total cake face and a fake. The reason why pop sucks!
A katy perry song is on the radio... Quick turn it off!
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