Ke Ke

In Drakes new song, a lyric says “Ke Ke do you love me?” And all over Instagram that shit got annoying asf. Ke Ke dont Love you

“Ke Ke do you love me?” No nigga stfu

Btw my nickname is Ke Ke and everyone kept sayin that to me so you can see why I’m mad

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Kes

Another way to say 'I dont give a shit.'

'Hey, I want all of you to send me the homework by tomorrow,' said the teacher.

'Kes,' said the rebellious kids in class in unison.

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kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

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Ke

When a small joke is made and shade is thrown at someone for it

“Oh! You think you funny since you got everybody ke keing!”
“Watch yourself!”

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Kes’s Law

Originating on May 4, 2020, iFunny user Kes77 commented on a post about RemingtonTheMexican’s child grooming discord. Kes77 said, “stare into the bait long enough and it will stare back at you.” Immediately following this, user A_Poor_Sinner replied with “Kes’s Law.” The idea behind Kes’s Law is that eventually too much indulging in “ironic” humor, acts, and beliefs will eventually morph into those acts, humor, and beliefs becoming unironically held. What was once bait becomes reality for the user. This law ranks now with other well known laws, such as Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law.

“Hey man did you hear that Steve became a femboy?”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”

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Ke¢ha

The technically correct way to spell the name of the popular performer and expert on both the second-oldest and the oldest professions in the world: show business and prostitution, respectively.

Due to the market increase in dim-witted skanktacular performers leading to slut inflation, the previous dollar sign in her name has been demoted to mere cents.

Person A: "Did you see what that attention whore Ke¢ha wore on Jimmy Kimmel last night?"

Person B: "No. Wait, I thought her name was pronounced 'Ke$ha'."

Person A: "Well, it was. But she's an even cheaper slut now, I guess. You could totally tell that the jeggings she wore was actually dirty, and not like stage dirty. Gross."

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blah-ke

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting