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Karaoke Jockey. While still qualifying as a genuine knob jockey, this is the man who actually accepts money to hear "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" and "Crazy" belted out by drunk American Idol wannabes. Job requires minimal vocal talent, lame sense of humor and the ability to run electronic equipment while suffering alcohol poisoning.
Let's leave this bar, that KJ blows goats.
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The Knee Job, stimulation of the genitalia using your partners knee
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Kj is a guy who is really most likely sexy asf and he is perfect to all the girls but on the inside Kj doesn’t find himself perfect but when it comes to the ladies he’s the most perfect guy ever but Kj only has one girl that he loves and adores when Kj sees his girl he just thinks wow how did I get so luck with this amazing girl who is smart pretty and has the perfect body just for him Kj knows how to please his girl when it comes to the bedroom he will make you feel so good when you see him you’ll remember how he set off every spot on your body Kj is a bad boy but his girl doesn’t see him that way Kj is a non virgin but his girl is he does pressure her to have sex with him he just wants to make sure she’s ok if his girl wants to wait for the right moment that’s what it’s going to be but Kj won’t hold back from touching her ass or even grabbing her pussy he’s not a pervert he’s her pervert Kj will make you feel amazing Kj also knows how to use his Tongue to please his girl she’ll be wetter than a water park Kj is not a bad person he just has been through a lot throughout his life Kj found a girl who loves him and is different for all the other bitches who wants dick he will ask his lover or girlfriend to marry him and on the honeymoon he will most likely finger you while sitting on his lap till your in tears of joy and pleasure. Good Luck On The Honeymoon!! Kjs girl
Kj is so thoughtful and loving but he sure knows how to please me in bed.
I got smart with Kj one time and he put me up against a wall and put his hand on my neck and said “Who You Talking Too?” I responded “You” and he put his hand in my pants and fingered me it was amazing I gotta be smart with Kj more often.!
a tiny squirel usally sucking or eating nuts
look over there, it's a Kj eating nuts.
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Short for Kill Joy. When someone does not want to do something fun or takes things too seriously.
She is so KJ. She doesn't want to go to the party.
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