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In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
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When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins
Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.
From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
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A general term referring to an individual who likes to either knit incessantly; knit at inappropriate times; or both
Joe: Did you see that lady knitting at our work lunch today? What's wrong with her?
Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy
The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.
Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.
A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk
We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.
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