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When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.
"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."
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Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters
Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!
Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard
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To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.
John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.
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A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
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An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
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Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner
1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.
2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.
This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.
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