call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.
his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB
A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.
“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”
A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.
In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.
How one becomes a horny nigga
”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”
Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket