Law

A rule or point of view which is non negotiable. A policy which is not up for discussion.

word,straight up,truth,policy,fact

Q: Dude, can I borrow your car?
A: No
Q: Why not bro?
A: That's the law!

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law-in-law

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law

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Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.

Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!

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Will's Law

A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."

Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.

Law

Noun - the God of Good Sex and Good Looks.
Adjective - used to describe someone who is incredibly good looking and/or intelligent and/or amazing in bed.
Adjective - another word for perfection.

I wish I could be Law.
I worship Law!

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The law

When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law

“i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
“Okayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“

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Law

What people break for fun!

Fuck you authoritarian, capitalist, corrupt, narcissistic BASTARDS, have a molotov in your bank's lobby!

DOWN WITH THE LAW!

Law my ass, its just what the biggest gang in the country tell us to do!

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