law-in-law

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law

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In-law in-law

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

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Law's Law

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

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law down the law

When you're drunk as fuck and you try to be a cowboy

Person 1: It's time to law down the law, pardner
Person 2: Don't you mean lay down the law?
Person 1: Idk, man I'm high af

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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

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Father-in-law daughter-in-law romance

A romance between a father-in-law and a daughter-in-law. Which sometimes happens especially when his wife is a bitch to him and her daughter ,which is his daughter-in-law, at the same time.

They have a father-in-law daughter-in-law romance.

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