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The act of receiving an oral blow job.
I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.
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The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
lettuced lettuce booty ass hole asshole thumbs vegetarian vegan vegetables split head fingers
Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.
Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...
When somebody is being extremely stupid or incompetent.
You are literally so lettuce bro
The most krunk person ever if this is your nickname you make the nasty rat face.
A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .
“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “
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A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.
Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!