peanut lighter

A minuscule lighter (size of a peanut)

Do any of you have a peanut lighter??

Crack lighter

A clear lighter, typically made by ACE with an adjustable flame switch. Often used for lighting cigarettes, blunts or of course, crack cocaine. Made with a notoriously cheap flint wheel that often locks up. Not very useful in areas with high winds.

Person 1:"Man, I need a smoke.. Can I borrow your lighter?"
Person 2: "Yea, sure.. here."
Person 1: "Aw man, what the fuck? a crack lighter? Fuck this shit; I'll just go buy a Bic at the bodega."

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Lighter Whore

One who collects lighters that do not belong to them. Most noteably done when passing around a bowl, one who pockets the group-lighter.

That girl is such a lighter whore; Don't be a lighter whore, pass that shit!

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white lighter

Commonly regarded as the most unlikey of all lighter colors.

Used a white lighter broke a sweet ass pipe.
Used a white lighter lost my favorite chill'em.
Used a white lighter got caught on a roady.
Used a white lighter my fuckin car broke down.
Next day my truck broke down.
Used a white lighter i dropped my fone in a puddle.
Used a white lighter i lost 2 bags.
THIS SHIT ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS EXAMPLES, IT'S A FACT. FEAR WHITE FUCKIN' LIGHTERS

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lucas the lighter

brown haired boy named lucas who gaslights everyone (but especially people named ellie)

bro 1: lucas screenshotted my story
bro 2: be careful dude he’s an opp fr

bro 3: i heard he also gaslights people

bro 1: damn what a lucas the lighter

J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.

-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.

Magic Lighter

A clear cigarette lighter that although has no gas in it always lights.

Person 1:Man I can't light this smoke.
Person 2:Dude try this Magic Lighter it's still going.

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