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Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.
We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty
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Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.
Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.
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When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up
That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer
A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.
They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.
Yup, a two loafer for sure!
Typically an older man who hangs around at bars to just watch the young women. Doesn't talk with people, just stares and acts creepy. Will be seen wearing slip on shoes often, like penny loafers.
It looks like that Panty Loafer Chuck is back...yeah he seems to have sniffed out that bachelorette party.
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adj. for a homosexual male
I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers
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Someone who spends most of their time loafing in front of the chipotle in bethesda. It doesn't matter what time of day or what day of the week, they will always be there. It's just gay. First of all you have to be retarded to hang out there b/c the cops have the place on live surveillance since they are too lazy to walk two blocks from their station to actually guard the place. (Little side note: the cops are never there when you actually need them i.e. when someones getting robbed or sketchballs are harassing you. They only come to bust teenage drunkards.)
If you pass by, you will likely see fagpotle loafers:
smoking cigarettes
loafing for a period of over 5 hours
having softcore sex on the public benches
ppl intimidating but not scrappin
55 year old losers buying kids beer and droping it off via bicycle
25 year old pedos hooking up with 15 year old whores
asking random ppl if they wana score bud
(on occasion there will be ppl who come up to you and ask if you want FREE bud..This means they want to rape you)
and of course, drunk retarded bitches making a scene on friday night
Even if you offer these ppl something better to do they refuse to budge if your offer is not in location within a few blocks.
fagpotle loafer: lets head on down to chipotle and score some 40's dogg!
normal person: id rather not, I usually have someone i know well buy me alcohol. I could call him right now, he could give us a ride, and we can all stay over at his place.
fagpotle loafer: Nah ur good
normal person: You're a faggot dude
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