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A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
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A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.
Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"
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Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"
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What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.
Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!
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One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!
A kid with lots of money and a longer peen
I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.
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Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days
The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.
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