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When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.
The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.
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When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"
me and josh Christian loopholed after class.
a girl who looks underage, but is in fact over the age of consent.
Did you see that hot young jailbait he was with? She's actually 21. A real loophole girl if I ever saw one
When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance
Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?
Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.
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A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.
"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."
"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"
The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
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A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
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