Rural Dictionary

Claire Lyons

A main character in the teen girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Claire Lyons is one of two non-rich members of the girls' clique, the Pretty Committee. She was originally the new, unpopular, unstylish, unrich girl who the Pretty Committee tormented for several months. Her family moved into the head of the Pretty Committee's (Massie Block) guesthouse, which made the girls hate her even more.
Somehow, she managed to become friends with them and join the Pretty Committee, Massie teaching her the values of the group: Stay popular, look gorgeous, find a HART boyfriend, and make people want to be you.
Claire, not being rich, can't always stay on the girls' good side, so she is constantly being picked on.

Claire Lyons seems like the only real girl in the Pretty Committee.

by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008

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Lyon Bannister

A small wannabe roadman who smokes grass out his stepdad garden. He does wheelies because he thinks hes hard. If you see Lyon Bannister approaching you then flick him on the head and he will run away like a pussy and get the LA5 Lads on you.

Oh look its Lyon Bannister please dont get the LA5 on me you alien heas twat.

by Yeet yeet suck my deek July 8, 2019

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South Lyon

A typical old United States city, where everyone has so little to do that they bitch on Facebook about the town all the time. Full of people who were here when there was a buffalo farm on the corner and people who moved here because they heard it was whiter than white. Filled with hickville homes with plastic for insulation on the windows or McMansions that most can't afford. The big happening in the town is a trashy pumpkinfest once a year with a parade that literally is 2-3 hours of everyone and everything in the town on display, including 5 dance schools (with most of the teeny kids wearing so little), 2 matching bands, The town mayor, and lots of unheard of organizations. The town hosts 11 pizza take outs, 7 car parts stores , 3 or maybe it's 4 resale shops and little else. The people of South Lyon go into a tail spin for month when something like a Tim Hortons is being built. 95% of the population attends church although if you read what they say on social media you would never think it was a religion based community.

I live in South Lyon because it doesn't have any of "those " people and it still has old town America values.

by Bridget the Bitch October 17, 2017

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