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When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."
tiny country that is basically just an independent city surrounded by italy. its people are ethnic italians, but when italy was unified in the 1870s, san marino refused to join. it's actually been an independent nation since 301 AD. nowadays, they are famous for producing special coins and postage stamps marketed directly at tourists.
san marino has a F-1 race ever year.
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The act of placing your erect penis through the hole of a doughnut, bagel, or any other food item with a hole in it. You then begin to fuck a girl and take bites out of the food item when you get hungry. (You also have the choice of removing the food item, cumming on it, and have your partner eat it.)
Mike: Yo bro I was fuckin this girl last night and started to get really hungry.
Greg: Oh yeah? You give her the Marino Special?
Mike: Hell yeah man, what's better than having a girl fuck you, while eating a doughnut?
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A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.
The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.
I'd like a buy one get two free offer please
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The best person I have ever met, shes funny, pretty, energetic, happy, sporty, and popular. Everyone wants to hang out with her 24/7. Even though she might be down at times she is the best person i’ve met. Emma Marino is a girl to die for she has been there for all of her friends and she deserves so much mire for what she has done.
Emma Marino is the best person i’ve met
A man under the famous Miami quarterback Dan Marino but in this case is a true stoner who loves kronic more than anyone alive. He is a great friend and could be a stand up comedian if he wanted to. He has troubles with Swamp Donkeys from time to time but gives everyone a good laugh after.
Lets go get higher than Daniel Marino man!
when your at your friends condo or apartment and hookup with a girl and cant hookup in his place so you pop up a tent at the beach to hookup.
mike kicked me out his condo cuz i was trying to hookup with kim so i pulled a marino special and went to the beach!