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A crusty whore who always smells bad and goes after every taken man. She trotts through town chewing on hay barking at dogs and yelling “neighhh” she chews on meat like gum in her teeth. And fleas in her cheeks
Girls hide your men!! Marions trotting through hoe vil!
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Gorgeous french actress, mainly known for her roles in the movies Big fish, La vie en rose, Public Enemies and Inception.
She started her internationnal career thanks to La vie en rose in which she impersonates the famous french singer Edith Piaf. She won a Golden Globes, a Bafta, a César and an Oscar for this role.
Currently aged 35, she played in more than 20 movies before her internationnal recognition.
She's a member of Greenpeace and an ecologist for years. She's rather shy, has amazing blue eyes and a natural elegance, can sing pretty well, and she's not afraid to express her opinion.
She lives in Paris with french actor and director Guillaume Canet, her co-star in the movie Love me if you dare and a close friend for years.
Lily: "I've just seen an interview with Marion Cotillard, and guess what, she loves Radiohead!"
Me: "Waow, she truely is perfect!! Hope her new Woody Allen film will come out soon so that I can see her in theater again!"
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Cowboys *now* starting running back. Once was a back up for Julius Jones (who is now a Seattle Seahawk.) Unlike Jones who uses elusiveness, Barber runs people over ala trucking. You can't stop this dude. Not even the New England Patriots.
Dude did you see that two yard run by Marion Barber? He was about to get safetied by the Patriots, but got out! This dude is a BEAST!
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A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.
Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!
Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.
Place people should not go to if they have the choice.
guy 1-"Well, we're moving the family out to a little city called Marion, Indiana."
guy 2-"Jesus Christ, save yourself the trouble and just shoot yourself."
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Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?
“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”
“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”
Awesome basketball player for the Phoenix Suns.
Shawn Marion is the bomb. Rock on Shawn!
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