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One's (specifically my) opportunity to finally come together with the girl he loves, and spend the rest of his life with her. Protect her, love her, raise a family with her, and generally enjoy each other until the day they die.
"I love Kara more than anyone on the face of this Earth. I yearn to marry her. Our marriage will be magical" -Matt
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Find a woman you really dislike, then buy her a house.
Marriage - a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.
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"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"
Spending tons of money on a marriage party
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the best prison ever invented by female subjects for total control over the male population
blah blah, theysayineedanexample(marriage)
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1) Something that can be both heaven and hell.
2) The end of hourly or daily sex.
3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.
4) The end of life and fun.
1) Husband, "Honey, can we have sex". Wife, "Should have thought of that before we got married, No".
2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.
3) Kids, just say no to marriage.
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When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.
Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.
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