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1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.
Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?
That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.
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Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.
A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
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to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am masticating!!!!!!
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One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.
Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.
I AM THE MASTICATOR.
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Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.
"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"
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There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district, but the “mastic bitches” are girl from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are talking behind other people’s back, spreading rumors, fighting over dumb shit, and wont say shit to peoples faces when they talk about them. Some mastic bitches ask other girls to send other girls their messages cuz they to pussy to confront, some mastic bitches will come hate someone when they literally got no personal reason to, some tittie ride their friends, If you do these, then congratulations, you are a mastic bitch👏🏾
Oh, and alot of them can’t accept the fact that they be fake.
If you got mad, feeling guilty all offended and shit after reading this, 9 times outta time you are these types of girls.
Signs of mastic bitches
1) Talkin behind backs
Meimei: **Looks at random ass new girl minding her own business**
“Hey Zœ, look at this girl, I bet she lowkey talk shit about me.”
Zoe: That bitch aint shit. You should fight her.”
Me!mei: “Yea i’ll beat her ass. Ohh shit she’s coming be quiet.”
**Girl walks past them and silence**
Z0e: “I dont like the way that bitch walked passed me. If she does it again i’ll piss on her face and give her a hickey.”
2) Spreading rumors
Some bald headed mastic dyke: “Yo I need you to tell this girl that i’ll really fight her if she say sum”
Some girl: “Umm, okay? you could just tell hers”
Dyke: “Bitch i’m from mastic, fym.”
**Dyke spreads rumors about a girl who doesn’t know her for attention**
3) Fighting over stupid insignificant shit
**Dyke pressing random girl**
Dyke: “Bitch i’m ready to fight, come on bring it, ive been gassed up all day, and over 20 people are watching let’s fight.”
The girl the dyke wanna fight: “Wait why do you wanna fight me for? I dont know you and this is the first time we talking?”
Dyke: “you seem like you talk mad shit”
Girl: “I dont talk to you tho”
**dumbass silence**
Chr!s: “Fuckin speds”
4) Fake bitches
Fake Girl: oh, I dont fuck with that girl, fuck that ugly bitch
**The girl comes outta no where**
Fake girl: “OHhhHhhhH hEy gUrL FrwenD...I love you bitch”
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